Shakespearean Insult Gum

A coworker just gave me some King Lear Shakespearean Insult Gum… It’s a little box with two gumballs and an insult printed inside. When I opened the box, it revealed the following:

Thou art deformed, crooked, old and sere, ill faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere, vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind, stigmatical to making, worse in mind (Comedy of Errors)

Was she trying to tell me something? LOL

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    Haha that is a funny, new, and interesting way of selling gum, I have never heard of this brand of gum but it almost remind me of the Harry Potter candy series. It sound like something you would go and get for your friends for a good laugh

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    I wish we have something like that here too.. That’s really funny!

    … She? So the coworker who gave you that is a woman? Just asking.

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    Yep… she gave one to everyone. It was from a recent trip.