A coworker just gave me some King Lear Shakespearean Insult Gum… It’s a little box with two gumballs and an insult printed inside. When I opened the box, it revealed the following:
Thou art deformed, crooked, old and sere, ill faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere, vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind, stigmatical to making, worse in mind (Comedy of Errors)
Was she trying to tell me something? LOL

