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		<title>BBQ Bees</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:39:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just received an email forwarded from a friend of a friend&#8230; Normally, I wouldn&#8217;t share something like this, but I was pretty sickened by the whole thing. If you&#8217;ve seen the news in the past few years, you would know that the worlds&#8217; bee population has been mysteriously declining. Unfortunately, there are people like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just received an email forwarded from a friend of a friend&#8230; Normally, I wouldn&#8217;t share something like this, but I was pretty sickened by the whole thing. If you&#8217;ve seen the <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6299480" target="_blank">news</a> in the past few years, you would know that the worlds&#8217; bee population has been mysteriously declining. Unfortunately, there are people like this who aren&#8217;t helping matters&#8230; Some idiot wanted to clean their BBQ and the result was thousands of little voices crying out in pain that were suddenly silenced.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll try to recreate the scenario without using the sociopathic text of the original email&#8230;</p>
<p>So, some idiot decided they needed to use their BBQ and went out to clean it, but heard a buzzing and thought, <em>hey, lets kill some innocent critters, especially if they are good for the environment&#8230;</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://drivelocity.com/images/misc/bbq_bees_01.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="337" /></p>
<p>Instead of doing the right thing and calling a bee keeper or trying to move them away from your BBQ in a humane manner, let&#8217;s use some highly toxic death spray that will not only kill the bees, but also get all over the cooking apparatus.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://drivelocity.com/images/misc/bbq_bees_02.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="337" /></p>
<p>A bug bomb, a rake, some tape. Hey look, I&#8217;m freakin&#8217; MacGyver! Aren&#8217;t I cool&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://drivelocity.com/images/misc/bbq_bees_03.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="337" /></p>
<p>The sound of the bees buzzing was sooo loud! They must be cheering my creativity and opposable thumbs. Look at how they fall to the ground, dazed by my incredible intelligence!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://drivelocity.com/images/misc/bbq_bees_04.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="337" /></p>
<p>Wow, there are so many of them! I feel so powerful! Look at me, the all powerful Bee master!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://drivelocity.com/images/misc/bbq_bees_05.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="337" /></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s another shot so you can see how high the pile of bees are, in case you weren&#8217;t already aware of how impressive I am as a human!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://drivelocity.com/images/misc/bbq_bees_06.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think you believe me. I am great! Look at all those bees I killed!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://drivelocity.com/images/misc/bbq_bees_07.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></p>
<p>Gee, where do bees come from? Lets look under the BBQ to see&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://drivelocity.com/images/misc/bbq_bees_08.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="337" /></p>
<p>That would be their home. That would be their former home. Mmmm&#8230; toxic honey!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://drivelocity.com/images/misc/bbq_bees_09.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="338" /></p>
<p>Look, here&#8217;s a shot showing the dead bees and their former home. I&#8217;m so thoughtful&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://drivelocity.com/images/misc/bbq_bees_10.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="337" /></p>
<p>After killing all those bees, I sure am hungry! How about I do the world a favor and eat some of this toxic honey&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://drivelocity.com/images/misc/bbq_bees_11.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="337" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Remember, karma&#8217;s a bitch!</p>
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